This book is churning with wild rapids, strong currents, third degree sunburns, cranky crustaceans, and soggy funnel cakes. Have a nice swim!

My name's Wiley and that's my Grampa and this is the story of how we beat the summer heat at the world's freakiest water park, Castle Waterhösen. Watch how our relaxing vacation turned into monster mayhem. You'll shiver in your swimsuits when giant, robot sharks chase us down Hammerhead Mountain. You'll drop your corn dogs when the diabolical phantom turns humans into crawdads. And when Merle, the cat, does martial arts on a river of nacho cheese you'll...
AAAAAAH!

So grab your boogie boards and put on your sunscreen and prepare yourselves for Wiley & Grampa's WET 'N' WEIRD EXTRAVAGANZA!