My name’s Wiley and that’s Grampa and this is the true story of how we dragged Gramma, Merle and my best friend, Jubal through the wilds of Gingham County and came face to face with the notorious Bigfoot! You’ll be awestruck as Grampa eats a tangy squirrel kebab. Your heart will palpitate when we ride Gramma down the rapids. And when the shady Spudmaster Maximus shows up with an army of creepy children you’ll….

AAAAAHHH!