Ladies & gentlemen, members of the press, and dog
lovers everywhere . . . BEWARE! I, Madame Wiley,
have consulted the Tarot cards, gazed into my crystal
ball, and checked the internet and they all say the same
thing . . .he who cracks open this book shall be doomed
forever!

If you foolishly decide to proceed, I suggest you pack
your silver bullets and, of course, a fresh pair of drawers.
The creatures of the night await you . . .