Ladies and Gentlemen, you are about to encounter a species of fish thought to be extinct for 65 million years—Big Bassosaurus Rex. It weighs approximately 6 tons. That’s 2,650,003 fish sticks for all you less educated people out there. If you meet up with this fish, do not make any sudden movements, do not stare it straight in the eye, and whatever you do, never call it cruel names like Blubber Butt or Big Lips Pooperstink! |
