Leaping lizards! My name’s Wiley and that’s my Grampa and ever since some fossilized dino droppings contaminated the pet food supply, the critters of Gingham County have been acting stranger than usual. Your bones will rattle when Merle becomes a sabre-toothed kitty. You’ll be petrified with fear when my pet iguana, Lupe, transforms into a hungry T-rex. And when Grampa goes caveman after eating a dino dookie doggy biscuit you’ll…
AAAAAAH!

Grab some Pork Cracklins and some lizard repellant and prepare yourselves for Wiley & Grampa’s next prehysterical CREATURE FEATURE!