Ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls, dogs, and upper
marsupials... the story I’m about to tell you is so
frightening that I can’t recommend it to the faint
of heart, pregnant mothers, children under 46” tall,
or the easily spooked. If you’re scared of bats, rats
or old hippies then this tale is definitely not for you.

So turn the page if you think you’ve
got the guts. Otherwise, BEWARE!
Children, grab your mammas! Elderly,
take your heart medication! Prepare
yourselves for the ultimate in raw terror...